A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately,
the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour
happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, Hey, if
your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of
the meat?

The lawyer replied, Of course, how much was the roast?

$7.98.

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to
it was an invoice that read, Legal Consultation Service: $150.