There are no honest lawyers

A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

Here lies an honest man and a lawyer, responded the lawyer.

Sorry, but I cant do that, replied the stonecutter. In this state, its against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put here lies an honest lawyer.

But that wont let people know who it is! protested the lawyer.

Sure it will, retorted the stonecutter. People will read it and exclaim, Thats impossible!

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