08
Dec

There Are Worse Things Than Being Gay

A gay Jewish boy phones home, and tells his momma that he wants to go back into the closet. The reason being that he has met a wonderful girl and they are to be married.



He adds that he knows this will come as a huge relief to her, as his gay lifestyle had been a source of much distress for her.



Of course Momma is over the moon, and wants to start making wedding plans immediately!



Then after a pause, she ventures I suppose its too much to hope that the girl is also Jewish?



He replies, yes Momma, she is Jewish, and whats more, is from a very wealthy and respectable Beverly Hills family.



Momma is beside herself! And what is the name of this wonderful girl?



And the son replies,



Monica Lewinsky.



There is a looooong pause. Then Momma asks,



Whatever happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?


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