23
Apr

There is a Mama lion,

There is a Mama lion, a Daddy lion & a Baby lion. The mama lion & the daddy lion were having a lot of fights so they decided to get a divorce. The lion family goes in front of a judge to decide custody of the baby
lion. The judge asks the baby lion Do you wanna live with mama lion? The baby lion answers No, mama lion beats me. The judge said Alright, do you wanna live with daddy lion? The baby lion answers No, daddy lion beats me worse. The judge asks Who do you wanna live with then? The baby answers The Detroit Lions, they dont beat anybody.

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