These are supposedly

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy.

Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: Theres nothing athletes like – or indeed hate – more than hanging around like this. – David Coleman, BBC 1 TV

Not being in the Rumbelows Cup for those teams wont mean a row of beans, cos thats only small potatoes. – Ian St John, ITV

Oldham are leading 1-0, a well deserved victory at this stage of the game. – Tommy Docherty, Picadilly Radio

Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3: We dont appear to have Jim Fish on the line at the moment.

Are there any more great swimmers in the pipeline? – Cliff Morgan, BBC Radio 4

Andre Vandapole has four silver medals in cyclocross, and none of them gold. – Phil Liggott, Channel 4 TV

Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day.

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