These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.
Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy.
Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: Theres nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than hanging around like this. - David Coleman, BBC 1 TV
Not being in the Rumbelows Cup for those teams wont mean a row of beans, cos thats only small potatoes. - Ian St John, ITV
Oldham are leading 1-0, a well deserved victory at this stage of the game. - Tommy Docherty, Picadilly Radio
Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3: We dont appear to have Jim Fish on the line at the moment.
Are there any more great swimmers in the pipeline? - Cliff Morgan, BBC Radio 4
Andre Vandapole has four silver medals in cyclocross, and none of them gold. - Phil Liggott, Channel 4 TV
Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day.