No matter how hard you try, you cant baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your dad, dont let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, dont hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You cant trust dogs to watch your food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Dont sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You cant hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Dont wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandmas lap.