Things that make you go hmmm…

Did you ever wonder…

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women cant put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why dont you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isnt there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didnt Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why dont sheep shrink when it rains?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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