Things That Would Be Different If The 12 Disciples Were Gay

The Sermon on the Mount would be a musical.

Jesus would never wear white after Labour Day.

Priests would get married… wait a minute… never mind.

The Gospels would be Matthew, Mark, Luke and Bruce.

Marys hair would be FLAWLESS.

The Temple would not have been cleansed of money changers, just

The water at the Wedding Feast of Canaan would have turned into
dry martinis with just a splash of Curacao for colour.

The Triumphal Entry just screams for a drag number.

Replace the Beatitudes with Fabulous are they…

The Last Supper would have been a brunch.

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