Things you Dont want to hear during Surgery

Better save that. Well need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor – were going to need a mop.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then whats that?

Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Rats, there go the lights again…

Ya know, theres big money in kidneys. Heck, the guys got two of em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? Its throwing my concentration off!

Whats this doing here?

Thats cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadnt forgotten my glasses.

Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile, shcmeril. The floors clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Dont worry. I think it is sharp enough.

Shes gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out

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