Things You Dont Want to Hear From Tech Support

Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?

…thats right, not even McGyver could fix it.

So — what are you wearing?

Duuuuuude! Bummer!

Looks like youre gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Capn.

Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if youre with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if
youre with the FTC.

We can fix this, but youre gonna need a butter knife,
a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.

Im sorry, Dave. Im afraid I cant do that.

In laymans terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.

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