Things Youll Never Hear A Woman Say

  • She was wearing the same outfit as mine, but who cares? And, it looked
    better on her!

  • Lets skip that sale, I really dont need anything anyway.

  • What do you mean todays our anniversary?

  • Can we not talk to each other tonight? Id rather just watch TV.

  • Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big!

  • Can our relationship get a little more physical? Im tired of
    being Just friends.

  • Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

  • Aww, dont stop for directions, Im sure youll be able to figure
    out how to get there.

  • I dont care if its on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.

  • Hey, pull my finger!

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