10. How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?9. Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.8. Let me smell that shirt — Yeah, its good for another week.7. Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. Ill be glad to feed and walk him every day.6. That outfit isnt sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.5. Why dont you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.4. The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. Its not like Im running a prison around here.3. Dont clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look like crap. 2. Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?1. Naw, you dont have to call me, Ill eventually figure it out if youre in trouble.