Those Golden Years

An older woman was sitting on a bench in the park reading her newspaper when she was interupted by an elderly man who said, Ill bet you cant guess how old I am.

She looked up and said: Take off your hat and coat.

He did and she said: Turn around.

After looking him over carefully, she said: Turn around again.

The old gentleman turned around again and she said: Do it once more.

After he turned around yet another time, the old lady said: Youre 93 years old.

He was astonished and said: Thats really amazing, how did you know?

She said: You told me yesterday.

Retirement is the time of life when you stop lying about your age, and start lying around the house.

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