Those nasty Scots

There was a Scotsman and was horny as hell and he saw this dog next to a lake, so he tries to screw it, but it squirms and moves. During all of this, he sees something in the water and goes to check it out, and it turns out to be a hot British blonde who is drowning. He saves her, and after she regains consciousness, she says, Thank you for saving me. Ill do anything for you, anything… (rubbing her butt naked chest) And I mean ANYTHING!

The Scotsman thinks for a minute, and replies, Ok. Can ya hold this dog still for a minute so I can screw it?


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