29
Sep

Three breasted hooker

Theres this man whos taking a walk around the red light district

until he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: The

Hooker With Three Breasts…. The man gets just a little

interested and thinks well… that could be a once in a lifetime

experience. So he goes in and walks up to the man behind the

counter. Id like to see the hooker with the three breasts he

says.

Are you sure you can afford that… Itll cost you a thousand

dollars the pimp replies. But, the man is too exited, pulls his

wallet and pays him the money. So, hes taken up three stairs to a

little room in the back of the house and when he opens the room…

there she is. The room is dark but as he comes closer he sees it…

three breasts! And so the man absolutely has the night of his life.

The next day the man walks past that same whorehouse and thinking of

the night before and the time he had, he goes in and pays the pimp

another thousand dollars. Again, he goes up three stairs to that

little dark room in the back of the house. And as the day before,

she lies there waiting.

But, as he walks up to the hooker, he sees that something is

wrong… Hey! You had three breasts yesterday… he says after

which she smiles and says What did you expect honey… you can only

suck out a boil like that once!.

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