Three Englishmen in a convertible sports car

Three Englishmen were touring the countryside in a convertible sports car. The engine was noisy, the top was down and the wind was blowing in their ears.

As they passed through a small town, one said, I say, isnt this Wembley?

Another one said, No, its Thursday.

So am I, said the third one, lets stop and have a pint of ale.

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