Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers
happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were
discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, My Benny loved to fly, so Im going up in a plane
and scatter his ashes in the sky.

The second man said, My Carl was a good fisherman, so Im going to
scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.

The third man said, My Jim was such a good lover, I think Im going
to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just
one more time.