Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?

The first lady thinks for a minute and says, Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime.

The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, 7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up.

The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, Jack Daniels.

The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor.

The third lady says, Yep, thats my Larry!