Although Cupid got all the girls hot,

a great lover himself he was not.

They would say, Sorry, sport,

but your arrows too short–

What we want is what Hercules got.

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Euphemism is all very well,

but if I really am going to hell,

Id rather it be

for lechery,

not for loving the ladies too well.

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Junos measure of fury was full,

but Zeus had a trick he could pull.

He said, Surely, my dear,

whatever you hear

from Europa is all cock and bull.

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Oh a pussys a timorous beast,

needing petting and patience at least,

but shell alter completely,

if handled quite sweetly,

and sit up and roar when shes greased.