15
May

Three men and a little murder

There were three men who worked in this resteraunt. One man was a singer who can only say MI MI MI. The second man can only say GOODI GOOODI GOODI GOODI GOODI. The third man was a French chef and the only words he can say in English are CUT AND CHOP CUT AND CHOP.

One day, a police offcer comes into the restaurant and tells the three men that there has been a murder in this town and asked if any of them committed the murder.

The singer says MI MI MI, then the police officer asked how he did it, to which the second man replied, CUT AND CHOP CUT AND CHOP

Then the shocked officer said You know your going to jail for this, and the other man said GOODI GOODI GOODI GOODI GOODI!

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