22
Apr

three progressive rabbis

Three rabbis were bragging about how liberal they were.



Rabbi #1: We have ashtrays by the seats.



Rabbi #2: Thats nothing! Come Yom Kippur service, we hand out sandwiches… ham sandwiches.



Rabbi #3: Thats nothing! When the High Holy Days come, we lock the doors and put the sign: Closed for the holidays.

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