THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
He went into his fathers business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building tradesTHREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
He called everybody brother
He liked Gospel
He couldnt get a fair trial THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didnt get it.
Even dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
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Sep
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