03
Nov

Three vampires in Transylvanian bar

Three vampires walk into a bar in Transylvania and sit on the stools. The bartender looks at the first and, in a thick Transylvanian accent, says, May I halp you?

The first responds with, I would like … a blood.

The bartender turns to the second and says, May I help you?

The second thinks for a short time and says, I would like … a blood.

The bartender goes over to the third and, once again, says, May I help you?

The third looks at him and says, I would like … a plasma.

The bartender looks over his shoulder and says to his partner, Give me two bloods and a blood light.

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