Three very tough mice

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, Im so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!

The second says, Well Im so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!

Then the third rat gets up and says, Later guys, Im off home to harass the cat.

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