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Dec

Three Wishes

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.

The genie says, Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.



The man cheers, Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.



First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account. Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.



He continues, Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here. Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.



He continues,Finally, I want to be irresistible to women. Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

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