Three women nicknaming their husbands.

Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch as the sultry summers day comes to a slow end. The horizon is awash with the suns setting hues. A few pesky no-see-ums fly about.

The first lady speaks up in her slow, southern drawl and says: Sisters, Ive been thinking. Each of us has a husband whose name is LeRoy. Its been mighty confusing lately. Sometimes when I yell LeRoy!! your husband comes and sometimes yours answers and once in a while mine comes. I think its time we rename our husbands to end the confusion.

Quiet returns to the porch scene only to be interrupted by the creaking of the hold rocking chairs on the loose planks. The first lady again speaks up and says, I think Ill name my husband Seven-UP.

Why, sister, why are you going to name your husband Seven-UP? queries one of the old gals.

Why, hes got seven inches and its always up! replies the first lady.

The second lady then muses a bit and says, I think Im going to name my LeRoy Mountain Dew.

Why, sister, why are you going to name him Mountain Dew?

Well, cuz mountin is one thing he do real well, the second lady says.

Both then turn to the third woman as she rocks slowly in her chair and of her they ask, And, what will you name your husband, sister?

Ive been thinking that I just might name him Jack Daniels, she said.

Why, sister, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!!

Thats my LeRoy!, the third woman responds.

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