23
Jul

Tips for older lovemakers

Put bifocals on. Double check that youre with the right partner.
Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes … in case you doze off in the middle.
Set the mood with lighting. Turn em ALL OFF!
Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin … just in case!
Write partners name on your hand in case you cant remember what to scream out at the end.

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