Tips on Love by Kids- Age 5-10

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? Once Im done with kindergarten, Im going to find me a wife. (Tom, 5) WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. (Mike, 9) WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause shell want to have videos of the wedding. (Jim, 10) CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE: No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. Thats why perfume and deoderant are so popular. (Jan, 9) ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE: Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
(Roger, 9) If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I dont want to do it. It takes too long. (Leo, 7) ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE: If you want to be loved by somebody who isnt already in your family, it doesnt hurt to be beautiful. (Jeanne, 8) It isnt always just how you look. Look at me, Im handsome like anything and I havent got anybody to marry me yet. (Gary, 7) Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time. (Christine, 9) CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS: They want to make sure their rings dont fall off because they paid good money for them. (Dave, 8) CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE: Im in favor of love as long as it doesnt happen when The Simpsons is on television. (Anita, 6) Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me. (Bobby, 8) Im not rushing into being in love. Im finding fourth grade hard enough. (Regina, 10) THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER: One of you should know how to write a check. Because even

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