To Have Him Back

Oh, Laura! cried her neighbor, Im so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was such a wonderful man. Im sure he left you well provided for, didnt he?

Laura dabbed at her eyes and muttered, Yes, he was a very caring husband and he left me almost half a million dollars in his will. I miss him so much that Id give fifty thousand just to have him back!

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