Toaster Design

Once upon a time, in a kingdom not far from here, a King summoned two of
his advisors for a test. He showed them both a shiny metal box with two
slots in the top, a control knob and a lever.

What do you think it is, he asked.

One advisor, an Engineer, answered first. It is a toaster, he said.

The King then asked, How would you design an embedded computer for it?

The Engineer replied, Using a four-bit microcontroller. I would write a
simple program that reads the darkness knob and quantizes its position to
one of sixteen shades of darkness: from snow white to coal black. The
program would use that darkness level as the index to a sixteen-element
table of initial timer values. Then it would turn on the heating elements
and start the timer with the initial value selected from the table. At the
end of the timer delay it would turn off the heat and pop up the toast.
Come back next week, and Ill show you a working prototype.

The second advisor, a Computer Scientist, immediately realised the danger
of such short sighted thinking. Toasters dont just turn bread into
toast, he began, they are also used to warm frozen waffles. What you see
before you is really a breakfast cooker. As the subjects of your kingdom
become more sophisticated, they will demand more capabilities. They will
need a breakfast food cooker that can also cook sausage, fry bacon and
scramble eggs. A toaster that only makes toast will soon become obsolete.
If we dont look to the future, we will have to completely redesign it in a
few years.

With this in mind, he continued, we can formulate a more intelligent
solution to the problem. First, create a class of breakfast foods.
Specialize this class into subclasses: grains, pork and poultry. The
specialization process should be repeated with grains divided into toast,
muffins, pancakes and waffles; pork divided into sausage, links and bacon;
poultry divided into scrambled eggs, hard-boiled eggs, poached eggs, fried
eggs and various omelet classes.

The ham and cheese omelet class is worth special attention because it must
inherit characteristics from the pork, dairy and poultry classes. Thus, we
can see how the problem cannot be properly solved without multiple
inheritance. At run time, the program must create the proper object and
send a message to the object that says Cook yourself. The semantics of
the message depend, of course, on the kind of object, so it has a different
meaning to a piece of toast than to a scrambled egg.

Reviewing the process so far, we see that the analysis phase has revealed
that the primary requirement is to cook any kind of breakfast food. In the
design phase, we have discovered some derived requirements. Specifically,
we need an object-oriented language with multiple inheritance. Of course,
users dont want their eggs to get cold while the bacon is frying, so
concurrent processing is needed, too.

We must not forget the user interface. The lever that lowers the food
lacks versatility, and the darkness knob is confusing. Users wont buy the
product unless it has a user-friendly, graphical interface. When the
breakfast cooker is plugged in, users should see a cowboy boot on the
screen. Users click on it, and the message BOOTING UNIX v8.3 appears on
the screen. (UNIX 8.3 should be out by the time this product goes to
market.) Using a mouse they can pull down a menu and select which foods
they want to cook.

Having made the wise decision of specifying the software first in the
design phase, all that remains is to pick an adequate hardware platform for
the implementation phase. An Intel 80386 with 8Mb of RAM, a 30Mb hard disc
and a VGA monitor should be sufficient. If you select a multitasking,
object-oriented language that supports multiple inheritance and has a
built-in GUI, writing the program will be a snap.

The Computer Scientist looked scornfully at the Engineer. Imagine the
difficulty we would have had if wed foolishly allowed a hardware-first
design strategy to lock us into a four bit microcontroller!

Needless to say, the King had the Computer Scientist beheaded and they all
lived happily ever after.

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