Toilet encounter

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
Sir, what are you yelling about? Youre scaring the customers.

I was just trying to get attention through shocking others. Im sorry, I think Ill go home and rethink whats important in my life. Pardon my childishness.

The barmaid granted that pardon and she went back to work.


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