Gary and Lorne were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Lornes penis was twisted like a corkscrew.

Wow, Gary said.

Ive never seen one like that before.

Like what?

Lorne said.

All twisted like a corkscrew, Gary said.

Well, whats yours like?

Lorne said.

Straight, like normal, Gary said.

I thought mine was normal until I saw yours, Lorne said.

Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.

What did you do that for?

asked Lorne.

Shaking off the excess drops, replied Gary.

Like normal.

Cripes, Lorne said.

And all these years Ive been wringing it.