An Indian girl walked into a general store and asked the clerk for some toilet paper. So the clerk says, Well, we have two brands of toilet paper: Toilet Paper Royal and the generic kind which doesnt have a name.

So the Indian girl asks, Whats the difference?, to which the clerk replies, The generic brand is cheaper. So the Indian girl buys the generic brand and walks home.

The next day she walks into the store with the roll of toilet paper and says, I have found a name for this toilet paper.

Curious the clerk says, Well what is it?

The girl replies, John Wayne, because its rough and its tough and it dont take no crap from Indians.