Yo mamas so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her

good side.

Yo mamas so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mamas so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.

Yo mamas so fat, Ive got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.

Yo mamas so fat, shes 36-24-36… but thats her forearm, neck, and

thigh!

Yo mamas so fat, shes 36-24-36… but thats in feet.

Yo mamas so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the

other side to get her through.

Yo mamas so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesnt

change.

Yo mamas so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mamas so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.

Yo mamas so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water

tower.

Yo mamas so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mamas so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.

Yo mamas so fat, shes not kidding when she says Im so hungry I could

eat a horse!

Yo mamas so fat, on Halloween she says Trick or meatloaf!

Yo mamas so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Yo mamas so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says I give up!

Yo mamas so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says Uncle!

Yo mamas so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey, hey, hey!

Yo mamas so fat, when she ordered a My Size Meal at McDonalds they gave

her a dinosaur.

Yo mamas so fat, when she ordered a My Size Meal at McDonalds they gave

her the key to the store.

Yo mamas so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper,

they gave her the sign.

Yo mamas so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the

screen.

Yo mamas so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip… at the

radio station.

Yo mamas so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion

machine.

Yo mamas so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:

Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama

Yo mamas so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the

milk carton.

Yo mamas so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the

milk truck.

Yo mamas so fat, you cant even see her legs, it just looks like shes

gliding across the floor.

Yo mamas so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002s.

Yo mamas so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo mamas so fat, she was in the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade… wearing

ropes.

Yo mamas so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mamas so fat, she dont wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F,

G-String.

Yo mamas so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the

water.

Yo mamas so fat, she uses diet soap.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo mamas so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mamas so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a

contractor.

Yo mamas so fat, when I said I wanted Pigs in a blanket she got back in

bed.

Yo mamas so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the

doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mamas so fat, she doesnt have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper.

Yo mamas so fat, she doesnt have love handles, she has a roll bar.

Yo mamas so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mamas so fat, shes got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mamas so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mamas so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mamas so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7,

and 8.

Yo mamas so fat, when I yell Kool-Aid, she comes crashing through the

wall.

Yo mamas so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mamas so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mamas so fat, shes larger than life.

Yo mamas so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo mamas so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo mamas so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.

Yo mamas so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mamas so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mamas so fat, shes once, twice, three times a lady.

Yo mamas so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mamas so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled

something burning.

Yo mamas so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo mamas so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Yo mamas so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.

Yo mamas so fat, her favorite blouse is a tent.

Yo mamas so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

Yo mamas so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Yo mamas so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights

went on.

Yo mamas so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks

Where can I try that on?

Yo mamas so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.

Yo mamas so fat and old that when God said Let there be Light, he told

her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mamas so fat, even God couldnt raise her spirits.

Yo mamas so fat that she has TB… two bellies.

Yo mamas so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mamas so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mamas so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

Yo mamas so fat, Place Your Ad Here is printed on each of her butt

cheeks.

Yo mamas so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mamas so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

Yo mamas so fat, when she wears heels, theyre flats by the afternoon.

Yo mamas so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts The coast is

clear.

Yo mamas so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo mamas so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.

Yo mamas so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mamas so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mamas so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

Yo mamas so fat, her drivers license says Picture continued on other

side.

Yo mamas so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo mamas so fat, she looks like shes smuggling a Volkswagon.

Yo mamas so fat, when she put on some BVDs by the time they reached her

waist they spelled BouleVarD.

Yo mamas so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones, she

got the part as the big rolling ball.

Yo mamas so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says

Okay.

Yo mamas so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said

Sorry, we dont do curtains.

Yo mamas so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesnt get a menu,

she gets an estimate.

Yo mamas so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll

off, I was still on her.

Yo mamas so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

Yo mamas so fat, if she got her shoes shined, shed have to take his word

for it!

Yo mamas so fat, shes got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

Yo mamas so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she

couldnt identify them.

Yo mamas so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mamas so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a

Chevy.

Yo mamas so fat, she went on a light diet… As soon as its light she

starts eating.

Yo mamas so fat, shes on a new diet… slim slow.

Yo mamas so fat, she aint on a diet, shes on a triet… She be like

What yall eating? Ill try it!

Yo mamas so fat, she went on a seafood diet… Whenever she saw food she

ate it.

Yo mamas so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose

weight.

Yo mamas so fat, she cant lose weight, only find it.

Yo mamas so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mamas so fat, shes half Indian, half Irish, and half American.

Yo mamas so fat, she got it goin on… and on and on and on.

Yo mamas so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the

lightbulb.

Yo mamas so fat, when she goes to an office, they tell her to pull up a

sofa.

Yo mamas so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, theyd better be 50 pound

test!

Yo mamas so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo mamas so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her

belt loops.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mamas so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Yo mamas so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo mamas so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mamas so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mamas so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back

party.

Yo mamas so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was

still on top of the bitch.

Yo mamas so fat, she cant even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mamas so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group

insurance!

Yo mamas so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a

float.

Yo mamas so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

Yo mamas so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mamas so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

Yo mamas so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was

an oil spill.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit.

Yo mamas so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and

said Ill wait my turn.

Yo mamas so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Yo mamas so fat, her nickname is Damn.

Yo mamas so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mamas so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet

spot.

Yo mamas so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Yo mamas so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.

Yo mamas so fat, she DJs for the ice cream truck.

Yo mamas so fat, I tried to fuck her doggy style but I was just ridin

piggy back.

Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to Get

the fuck off.

Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her Fuck it,

they dont pay me enough!

Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her Sorry, we

dont do livestock.

Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said Please step

out of the car.

Yo mamas so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo mamas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

Yo mamas so fat, when she gets on the scale it says To be continued.

Yo mamas so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says One at a time,

please.

Yo mamas so fat, when she weighed herself the scale gave her an equation.

Yo mama so fat, shes moving the Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mamas so fat, Yo father didnt know whether to fuck her or take the

burro ride down.

Yo mamas so fat, no one can talk behind her back.

Yo mamas so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

Yo mamas so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet dont get wet.

Yo mamas so fat, shes got her own zip code.

Yo mamas so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a

new world.

Yo mamas so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mamas so fat, she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mamas so fat, she cant wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mamas so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Yo mamas so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the

Richter scale.

Yo mamas so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders Thank

You, Come Again.

Yo mamas so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.

Yo mamas so fat, she dont eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mamas so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mamas so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.

Yo mamas so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming

pool.

Yo mamas so fat, when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.

Yo mamas so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.

Yo mamas so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.

Yo mamas so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and

oh-my-god-its-coming-towards-us!

Yo mamas so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?

Yo mamas so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo mamas so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas English

Muffin.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mamas so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.

Yo mamas so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she

wanted, she said the one on the roof.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.

Yo mamas so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.

Yo mamas so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mamas so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mamas so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mamas so fat, she needs a roadmap to find her ass.

Yo mamas so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo mamas so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mamas so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yo mamas so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo mamas so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.

Yo mamas so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

Yo mamas so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone

layer.

Yo mamas so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.

Yo mamas so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up

with Detroit.

Yo mamas so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA,

hed seen her too.

Yo mamas so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a

week.

Yo mamas so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mamas so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.

Yo mamas so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said Break

it up!

Yo mamas so fat, she cant just work one corner, she has to work all four.

Yo mamas so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mamas so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

Yo mamas so fat, her car is made out of spandex.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to get out of the car to change the radio

station.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.

Yo mamas so fat, she got a speed pass for Dairy Queen.

Yo mamas so fat, she shows up on radar.

Yo mamas so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said

H d.

Yo mamas so fat, she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.

Yo mamas so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.

Yo mamas so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.

Yo mamas so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.

Yo mamas so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

Yo mamas so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo mamas so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mamas so fat, her belly button doesnt have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mamas so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.

Yo mamas so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled Land Ho!

Yo mamas so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.

Yo mamas so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of

gravy.

Yo mamas so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.

Yo mamas so fat, shes on both sides of the family.

Yo mamas so fat, she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mamas so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mamas so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.

Yo mamas so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.

Yo mamas so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mamas so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells

Earthquake!

Yo mamas so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips

saying to each other If you let me by, Ill let you pass.

Yo mamas so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes

of your show.

Yo mamas so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is

the door.

Yo mamas so fat, the only thing she lost at Jenny Craig was $29.95.

Yo mamas so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.

Yo mamas so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people

walked by and said Look at the elephant!

Yo mamas so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a Caution! Wide Turn

sign.

Yo mamas so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.

Yo mamas so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.

Yo mamas so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

Yo mamas so fat, she jumed in da ocean and the whales started singing We

are family!

Yo mamas so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride

the wave in.

Yo mamas so fat, they changed my Physics book to say What goes up must

come down, except Yo mama.

Yo mamas so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.

Yo mamas so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

Yo mamas so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo mamas so fat, she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn.

Yo mamas so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.

Yo mamas so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing

up.

Yo mamas so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell Free Willy,

Free Willy.

Yo mamas so fat, as a kid, she couldnt play Hide-n-seek, just seek.

Yo mamas so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.

Yo mamas so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

Yo mamas so fat, she plays pool with the planets.

Yo mamas so fat, shes taller lying down.

Yo mamas so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

Yo mamas so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is

the dressing rooms.

Yo mamas so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep

trying to get up again.

Yo mamas so fat, she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.

Yo mamas so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat

buffet.

Yo mamas so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.

Yo mamas so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still aint enough.

Yo mamas so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the

house.

Yo mamas so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.

Yo mamas so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the

same time.

Yo mamas so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.

Yo mamas so fat, when she sits on my face I cant hear the stereo.

Yo mamas so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, shes a 747.

Yo mamas so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black

hole.

Yo mamas so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.

Yo mamas so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges dont show.

Yo mamas so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.

Yo mamas so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.

Yo mamas so fat, when she saw a yellow bus going down the road she yelled

Hey! Stop that Twinkie.

Yo mamas so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell Hey Kool-Aid

Man.

Yo mamas so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her Taxi!

Yo mamas so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the

school bus.

Yo mamas so fat, when she wears a purple sweater people call her Barney.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover

her feet like a blanket.

Yo mamas so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her

ass back in the water.

Yo mamas so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket

across Lake Michigan.

Yo mamas so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles fell out.

Yo mamas so fat, and youre so poor, when she comes in your house the

tires pop.

Yo mamas so fat, she dont know wether shes walking or rolling.

Yo mamas so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells Stampede!

Yo mamas so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schiebs.

Yo mamas so fat, but I fucked her anyway.

Yo mamas so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didnt know if I was hitting

the hole or a roll.

Yo mamas so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat

rolls and said Fuck It.

Yo mamas so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.

Yo mamas so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic.

Yo mamas so fat, her car is made of spandex.

Yo mamas so fat, were inside her right now.

Yo mamas so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo mamas so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her

got lost in her.

Yo mamas so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it

was American Airlines biggest jet.

Yo mamas so fat, if she were an airplane, shed be a jumbo jet.

Yo mamas so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.

Yo mamas so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of

shoes.

Yo mamas so fat, she cant stay on a basketball court for three seconds

without getting called for a key violation.

Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Yo mamas so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.

Yo mamas so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.

Yo mamas so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down…people

say I didnt know we had mountains.

Yo mamas so fat, when she travels, shes gotta make two trips.

Yo mamas so fat, God created her, and on tHe seventh day he rested.

Yo mamas so fat, they call her Big Fat Ho.

Yo mamas so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mamas so fat, when she was born, she didnt get a birth certificate,

she got blue prints.

Yo mamas so big, her belly buttons got an echo.

Yo mamas so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she

was walking or rolling.

Yo mamas so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.

Yo mamas so big, she rollerskates on busses.

Yo mamas so big, she cant wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing

on her back.

Yo mamas so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip n Slide.

Yo mamas so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact

Dishwasher.

Yo mamas so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mamas so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo mamas so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt

from re-entry.

Yo mamas so big, she whistles bass.

Yo mamas so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

Yo mamas so big, that they had to change One size fits all to One size

fits most

Yo mamas so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly

they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mamas so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo mamas so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the

tide.

Yo mamas so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

Yo mamas so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin at an orange juice

box because it said concentrate.

Yo mamas so stupid, I put a Scratch-N-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the

pool and she drowned.

Yo mamas so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.

Yo mamas so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops

Yo mamas so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to

makeup her mind.

Yo mamas so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said Slow down and

she said What… does…. yield… mean?

Yo mamas so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light.

Yo mamas so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making

a booty call.

Yo mamas so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your

house.

Yo mamas so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mamas so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind

it.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mamas so stupid, she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the

other side.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mamas so stupid, she took a knife to a drive-by shooting.

Yo mamas so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mamas so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say

go.

Yo mamas so stupid, I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked

if I had anything written by Bart.

Yo mamas so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building,

but she got lost on the way down.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the

basement window.

Yo mamas so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo mamas so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and

Dont Walk.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake

sale.

Yo mamas so stupid, when the computer said Press any key to continue,

she couldnt find the Any key.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo mamas so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she

said Cherry or grape?

Yo mamas so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a

branch manager.

Yo mamas so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said Moo!

Yo mamas so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was

doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.

Yo mamas so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

Yo mamas so stupid, she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she

started ducking through traffic.

Yo mamas so stupid, she died from boiling water in the toaster.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all

day to get Yo family out.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top

down.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and

threw it back.

Yo mamas so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see Closed for the

season.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonalds, she

drove through the window.

Yo mamas so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat

for food.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile

home.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the

floor.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo mamas so stupid, she brought a cup to the movie Juice.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.

Yo mamas so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said Doesnt it go in my

mouth?

Yo mamas so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to put M&Ms in order.

Yo mamas so stupid, she peals M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mamas so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.

Yo mamas so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.

Yo mamas so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the

Kleenex out of the box.

Yo mamas so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.

Yo mamas so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what

colors they had.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought St. Ides was an island in the Caribbean.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Yo mamas so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her

two front teeth.

Yo mamas so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.

Yo mamas so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mamas so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an

envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mamas so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin

Free Lays!

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she worked at McDonalds and someone ordered

small fries, she said Hey Boss, all the small ones are gone.

Yo mamas so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.

Yo mamas so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.

Yo mamas so stupid, if brains were dynamite, she wouldnt have enough to

blow her nose.

Yo mamas so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a

flea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop.

Yo mamas so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and

got toilet paper.

Yo mamas so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she

said Ok, but whats the teams?

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said

Airport Left, she turned around and went home.

Yo mamas so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she

slept.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mamas so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan

Marino.

Yo mamas so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to

death.

Yo mamas so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence youd get

change.

Yo mamas so stupid, she ran outside with a purse because she heard there

was change in the weather.

Yo mamas so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd

grade.

Yo mamas so stupid, she couldnt tell which way an elevator was going if I

gave her two guesses.

Yo mamas so stupid, she wouldnt know up from down if she had three

guesses.

Yo mamas so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new

ones.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish

with.

Yo mamas so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post

office.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mamas so stupid, when the judge said Order in the court, she said

Ill have a hamburger and a Coke.

Yo mamas so stupid, she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen.

Yo mamas so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mamas so stupid that under Education on her job application, she put

Hooked on Phonics.

Yo mamas so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo mamas so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.

Yo mamas so stupid, when asked what a pronoun was, she said a noun that

gets paid.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got

mugged.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!

Yo mamas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.

Yo mamas so stupid, when asked on an application, Sex?, she marked, M,

F, and sometimes Wednesday too.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write

below the dotted line, she put O.K.

Yo mamas so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here – she

put Sagittarius.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

Yo mamas so stupid, you can tell when shes used the computer because

theres White Out all over the screen.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.

Yo mamas so stupid, she cant make Jello because she cant fit 2 quarts of

water in the bix.

Yo mamas so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her

ears.

Yo mamas so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said Hey, they spelled

MACYs wrong.

Yo mamas so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact

she put 911.

Yo mamas so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds

like this… Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.

Yo mamas so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mamas so stupid, if she spoke her mind, shed be speechless.

Yo mamas so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess

and she said Ah Levis?

Yo mamas so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mamas so stupid, she said whats that letter after x and I said Y she

said Cause I wanna know.

Yo mamas so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano.

Yo mamas so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo mamas so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off.

Yo mamas so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.

Yo mamas so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she

couldnt find the 11 button in 9-1-1

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with Yo

mamas…

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

Yo mamas so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mamas so stupid, when I asked her about X-Men she said Sure, theres

Harry my first baby daddy, Willy the guy I see on Thursdays…

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of

wood.

Yo mamas so stupid, she told everyone that she was illegitiment because

she couldnt read.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks Wu-Tang is an orange flavored drink.

Yo mamas so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mamas so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.

Yo mamas so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.

Yo mamas so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo mamas so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo mamas so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she saw a Wrong Way sign in her rearview

mirror, she turned around.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted) sign,

she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mamas so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran

outside with a spoon.

Yo mamas so stupid, she married Yo daddy.

Yo mamas so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo mamas so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said itd help

his unemployment.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the

home, she moved.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mamas so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing

rod.

Yo mamas so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I havent

seen the bitch since.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a

clean glass.

Yo mamas so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.

Yo mamas so stupid, when someone said Take the trash out, she moved.

Yo mamas so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.

Yo mamas so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

Yo mamas so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

Yo mamas so stupid, she asked you What is the number for 911.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.

Yo mamas so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and

she went looking for it.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggs holiday

album.

Yo mamas so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at

home.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for

your car.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her

foot.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco

Bell commercial.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone

bill.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mamas so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonalds and said

Hold the cheese.

Yo mamas so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a

gumball to come out.

Yo mamas so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink.

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought Thiland was a mens clothing store.

Yo mamas so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away

all the Ws.

Yo mamas so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22

twice instead.

Yo mamas so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

Yo mamas so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo mamas so stupid, she fell up the stairs.

Yo mamas so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name

she said I think Ill take the physical challenge.

Yo mamas so ugly, well.. look at you!

Yo mamas so ugly, she looks like you.

Yo mamas so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mamas so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

Yo mamas so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no

professionals.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back

shaking its head.

Yo mamas so ugly, when the terminator said Ill be back he left running.

Yo mamas so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the

condom factory.

Yo mamas so ugly, she looks like shes been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mamas so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it

out with a fork.

Yo mamas so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it

out with a track cleat.

Yo mamas so ugly, shes uugly. I had to add another u cause u is ugly

too!

Yo mamas so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

Yo mamas so ugly, it looks like shes been bobbing for french fries.

Yo mamas so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo mamas so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her

to get out.

Yo mamas so ugly, she couldnt get laid in a prison with a handful of

pardons.

Yo mamas so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!

Yo mamas so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.

Yo mamas so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I

pinned a tail on it.

Yo mamas so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.

Yo mamas so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mamas so ugly, her shadow ran away from her.

Yo mamas so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Yo mamas so ugly, she looks like she got hit with a bag of What the

fuck?!?!

Yo mamas so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors

chipped in for curtains.

Yo mamas so ugly, roaches go Hi mom!

Yo mamas so ugly, she hurt my feelings.

Yo mamas so ugly, Rice Krispies wont talk to her.

Yo mamas so ugly, shed scare the monster out of Loch Ness.

Yo mamas so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mamas so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle,

they put it around her neck.

Yo mamas so ugly, people make jokes about her.

Yo mamas so ugly, I cant even make a joke out of it.

Yo mamas so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didnt miss a step.

Yo mamas so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every

time.

Yo mamas so ugly, she didnt get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with

the ugly log.

Yo mamas so ugly, she didnt get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through

the whole damn forest.

Yo mamas so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mamas so ugly, bitch looks like she was hit by the whole damn ugly

tree!

Yo mamas so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the

dog to play with her.

Yo mamas so ugly, she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still

wouldnt play with her.

Yo mamas so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.

Yo mamas so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo mamas so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog

biscuits.

Yo mamas so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.

Yo mamas so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios

dont get stolen.

Yo mamas so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a

job application.

Yo mamas so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said Thanks for

bringing her back.

Yo mamas so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said Damn, howd

you get out so fast.

Yo mamas so ugly, even the tide wont come back in.

Yo mamas so ugly, even the tide wont take her out.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell they said Theres nothing

ordinary about it!

Yo mamas so ugly, when she went camping, the park ranger was like Hey

Yogi!

Yo mamas so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.

Yo mamas so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mamas so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy

style.

Yo mamas so ugly, she can look up a camels butt and scare the hump off of

it.

Yo mamas so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for

mooning.

Yo mamas so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself

in the mirror.

Yo mamas so ugly, she cant even bare the thought of fucking herself.

Yo mamas so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.

Yo mamas so ugly, if she was a flavor da bitch would be oogalicious.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four

big toes.

Yo mamas so ugly, Medusa is jealous.

Yo mamas so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard

gym.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

Yo mamas so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth

control!

Yo mamas so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.

Yo mamas so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mamas so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.

Yo mamas so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.

Yo mamas so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mamas so ugly, she has to creep up on water to get a drink.

Yo mamas so ugly, when I took her to a haunted house she came out with a

paycheck.

Yo mamas so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

Yo mamas so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!

Yo mamas so ugly, she could scare Cujo off a meat truck.

Yo mamas so ugly, it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels.

Yo mamas so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.

Yo mamas so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she masterbates she gets arrested for cruelty to

animals.

Yo mamas so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares roaches away.

Yo mamas so ugly, shes never seen herself cause the mirrors keep

breaking.

Yo mamas so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldnt even come back.

Yo mamas so ugly, that if ugly were bricks shed have her own projects.

Yo mamas so ugly, that if ugly were bricks shed be building a highrise.

Yo mamas so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the

dream team.

Yo mamas so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mamas so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive.

Yo mamas so ugly, Yo father takes her to work just so he doesnt have to

kiss her good-bye.

Yo mamas so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags

on her head in case one of them breaks.

Yo mamas so ugly, Yo fathers breath smells like shit cause hed rather

kiss her ass.

Yo mamas so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said What a

treasure! and her father said Yes, lets go bury it.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the

couch face down.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born, they named her Damn!

Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her

parents.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her

face, and said Twins!

Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her face.

Yo mamas so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.

Yo mamas so ugly, she pretends SHEs someone else when shes having sex.

Yo mamas so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldnt sleep with her.

Yo mamas so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

Yo mamas so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin dog.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.

Yo mamas so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mamas so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit

by a train.

Yo mamas so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

Yo mamas so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled

rape and they yelled NO!

Yo mamas so ugly, she was a guard for Castle Greyskull.

Yo mama’s so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair.

Yo mamas so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.

Yo mamas so ugly, she scared the stitches off Frankenstein.

Yo mamas so ugly, they didnt give her a costume when she tried out for

Star Wars.

Yo mamas so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face

stopped the clock!

Yo mamas so ugly, if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture

would be next to it.

Yo mamas so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mamas so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury

her.

Yo mamas so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the

table and start screaming.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the

surveillance cameras.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with

tinted windows.

Yo mamas so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said

Twins.

Yo mamas so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

Yo mamas so ugly, even a blind man wouldnt have sex with her.

Yo mamas so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mamas so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster

cookies.

Yo mamas so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered

elephant.

Yo mamas so damn ugly and desperate, she did Winnie the Pooh and Tiger

too.

Yo mamas such an ugly bitch, she has a sign in her yard that says Beware

of Dog.

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a

slingshot.

Yo mamas so ugly, she can stand on the front porch and count the chickens

in the back.

When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause

doctor said Throw this shit away!

Yo mamas so ugly, when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.

Yo mamas so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo mamas so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mamas so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstones.

Yo mamas so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mamas so old, shes got hieroglyphics on her drivers license.

Yo mamas so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mamas so old, the key on Ben Franklins kite was to her apartment.

Yo mamas so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo mamas so old, she DJd at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo mamas so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mamas so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

Yo mamas so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mamas so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mamas so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Yo mamas so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mamas so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.

Yo mamas so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mamas so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a

rock.

Yo mamas so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mamas so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mamas so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mamas so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mamas so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mamas so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mamas so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the

Block.

Yo mamas so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mamas so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.

Yo mamas so old, she owes Moses a quarter.

Yo mamas so old, shes got Jesus beeper number.

Yo mamas so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mamas so old, when God said Let there be light she was there to flick

the switch.

Yo mamas so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side

fishing.

Yo mamas so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo mamas so old, shes mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

Yo mamas so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.

Yo mamas so old, her birthday expired.

Yo mamas so old, she has Adam & Eves autographs.

Yo mamas so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.

Yo mamas so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.

Yo mamas so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

Yo mamas so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

Yo mamas so old, she has an autographed bible.

Yo mamas so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

Yo mamas so old, she farts out mummy dust.

Yo mamas so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.

Yo mamas so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

Yo mamas so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mamas so old, she knew Capn Crunch while he was still a private.

Yo mamas so old & ugly, her name is Ape.

Yo mamas so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.

Yo mamas so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to

fight.

Yo mamas so old and fat that when God said Let there be Light, he told

her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mamas so old, she watches PBS.

Yo mamas so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Yo mamas so old, shes got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.

Yo mamas so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mamas so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles.

Yo mama has one leg and swims in circles.

Yo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says She throws a

right, a right, and another right.

Yo mama has so many fat rolls that she has to screw her pants on.

Yo mama has 10 fingers – all on the same hand.

Yo mama has 3 eyes and they call her Eye-eye-eye.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mamas has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers.

Yo mama has a fro with landing lights.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a moustache and they call her Bob.

Yo mama has a wooden afro with an X carved in the back.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks shes a tree.

Yo mama has no legs, no arms, and no eyes but shes still the one for me.

Yo mama has no arms and bought a vest.

Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Drill-Bit.

Yo mama has one tooth and they call her Chopper One.

Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip.

Yo mama has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a

Sugar Daddy.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what youre saying.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has one short arm and cant applaud.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts.

Yo mama has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said Damn, I

havent seen this much snow in years.

Yo mamas teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its

throwin up gang signs.

Yo mamas teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mamas got one tooth and people call her chomper.

Yo mamas teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is

in jail.

Yo mamas teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.

Yo mamas teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware

store.

Yo mamas gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green.

Yo mamas got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says Believe that

shit if you want to.

Yo mamas teeth look like Honey Smacks.

Yo mamas teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental

insurance.

When I looked at Yo mamas teeth, I didnt know whether to smile or to kick

a field goal.

Yo mamas teeth are so black, it looks like shes been eatin coal.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, I cant believe its not butter.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into

lemonade.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing

butter scotch.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when God said Let there be light, he told

her to smile.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody

said I see the light!

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was

corn.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow

Brick Road.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, shes got more gold than Fort Knox.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, youd think shes been blowin the Simpsons.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, she looks like shes got a Twinkie in her

mouth.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft

Singles pack.

Yo mamas teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity

creeps.

Yo mamas teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest.

Yo mamas teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.

Yo mamas teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr.

Ed.

Yo mamas teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.

Yo mamas missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth.

Yo mamas so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

Yo mamas so toothless, when she couldnt eat an apple, she just gummed it

to death.

Yo mamas got snakeskin teeth.

Yo mamas got shark teeth.

Yo mamas got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin bout Give me

a bite.

Yo mamas got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.

Yo mamas teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them.

Yo mamas teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose.

Yo mamas teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says Next tooth one mile.

Yo mamas teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.

Yo mamas got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mamas got three teeth… one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

Yo mamas got summer teeth… summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.

Yo mamas so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on.

Yo mamas so black, if she sat in a Jacuzzi the water would turn into

coffee.

Yo mamas so black, she bleeds smoke.

Yo mamas so black, she could show up naked to a funeral.

Yo mamas so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a

cheese burger.

Yo mamas so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mamas so black, her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mamas so black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mamas so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mamas so black, she makes night look like day.

Yo mamas so black, she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars.

Yo mamas so black, when she goes outside street lights turn on.

Yo mamas so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mamas so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.

Yo mamas so black, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has

on patent leather pants.

Yo mamas so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for

flashlights.

Yo mamas so black, when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Yo mamas so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, shes gotta wear white

gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off.

Yo mamas so black, if she had a red light shed be a beeper.

Yo mamas so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted

windows.

Yo mama