Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan top 10 list

From todays USA Today: Top 10 things that Nancy Kerrigan wouldnt want to hear from her Olympic roommate, Tonya Harding:

No, I insist, you go first.
Your cocoa is the one on the left, and honest, its suppose to be that color.
Well, yeah, now that you mention it, I guess the tub is kind of slippery.
I know, lets pretend youre a pinata.
Ill design the kneepad, you endorse it. Well make a foutune!
Do you have any idea how Katarina feels about prractical jokes?
Oh. I guess those dont go in the microwave.
OK, so Ive watched the shower scene from Psycho nine straight times. Whats your point?
Someone named Knuckles? For me?
Enough, already. It was only a knee!

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