Top-10 bumperstickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise

Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!
One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day … think about it
HONK if youve slept with Commander Riker!
Guns dont kill people … Class 2 Phasers do!
Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!
CAUTION … We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
If you can read this … Dont you think youre a wee bit too close?
Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
We brake for cubes!
Wesley On Board!

Best Bumpersticker on Borg ship: Blonde Borgs have the same fun.

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