Top 10 Reasons For Being

Top 10 Reasons For Being Irish

The Guinness is great
The crack is great
You wont get in a crack unless you marry them
You cant have sex with a condom on
Thus you must have sex without one on
No one can ever remember the night before
If you dont agree with me Ill blow you up
The stew is great
The Murphys is great
Er…Best pop down the pub and have a think

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