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Top 10 Reasons For Being

Top 10 Reasons For Being Spanish

You can be mistaken for a Mexican all over North America
The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees
You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc
The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans
Everybody else makes crap paella and claims its the real thing
Hard to get the women into bed without marrying them …
.. and twice as hard still if youre not a Catholic
In fact, the only sure way is to dress up in silly too-tight clothes and
risk your life in front of bulls
You get to eat bulls testicles
Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

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