Top 10 Reasons For Being French

When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay
Its easy being a soap dodger
You get to eat shitty little things like snails and frogs legs
You know what you are ordering in expensive restaurants
You dont have to read the subtitles on those late night films on
Channel 4.
You can test your own nuclear weapons far away from your own doorstep
You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
If theres a war you can surrender really early
You dont have to bother with toilets, just shit in a hole
People think youre a great lover even when youre crap