01
Jan
Top 10 Reasons For Being Indian
Large choice of languages
Fleshy actresses
Taj Mahal
Chicken Tikka Massala
Can model volatility and money at risk in 7 computer languages
Can communicate chiefly with head movements
A Patel is never lonely in the phone book
Kapil Dev
Keep saying please meaning it
6 spicy papadums, pickles and a Kingfisher