Top 10 reasons to like Chanukah

10. No roof damage from reindeer

9. Never a silent night when youre among your Jewish loved ones

8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it

7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocolate coins) on candle races

6. You can use your fireplace

5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games

4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah

3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth

2. Good cheer optional

1. No Irving Berlin songs

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