16
Feb

Top 10 Santas pickup lines

  1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
  2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
  3. Ive got something special in the sack for you!
  4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
  5. I know when youve been bad or good – so lets skip the small talk, sister!
  6. Some of my best toys run on batteries …
  7. Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, thats what the Mrs. calls it.
  8. I see you when youre sleeping – and you dont wear any underwear, do you?
  9. Screw the nice list – Ive got you on my naughty list!
  10. Wanna join the Mile High club?

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