21
Sep

Top-10 Signs Sonia Gandhi has become the Prime Minister of India

[This mail, copyright, the Indian masses – C.]

There will be branches of Olive Garden all over India and they will be called OZinda Bagicha!
The only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan and it will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!
All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling Pizza and Pasta.
Indias National Sport will be – of course, Soccer.
Laloo will lose his position as the national animal and will be replaced by Jayalalitha!
National vegetable – Zucchini!
There will be Pope John Pauls yearly visit TWICE every year!
Jahangir Art gallery will be renamed to Michaelangelos Confetti House!
Men in Indian Army will wear Mini Skirts! (Yikes!)

And … the number one thing that will happen if Sonia Becomes the Prime Minister of India is …

All Sindhi People will get promotions in their positions because Madame thinks they are all ITALIANS! (Kotwani, Multani, Vaswani … after all they do resemble Mussolini, Gianini, Benini …)

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