Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating



10. You get winded from knocking on the door.



9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.



8. You ask for high fiber candy only.



7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balanceand fall over.



6. People say, Great Keith Richards mask! and youre not wearing a mask.



5. When the door opens you yell, Trick or… and cant remember the rest.



4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.



3. You have to carefully choose a costume that wont dislodge your hairpiece.



2. Youre the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.



1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.