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May

Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.

Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.

10. Sorry Im a little late.  I had to stop by the drugstore.

9. Show me how you used to spank her.

8. Please come inside?  Wow, you sound just like your daughter.

7. Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?

6. I just got my license today.

5. I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me

mature.

4. Five bucks says shes a D-cup.

3. Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?

2. Hi.  Im Robert, but my friends call me Back Door Bob.

1. So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?

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