Its so nice to have a president who can play Santa without padding
Im sorry, Miss. Theres no Paula Jones on the guest list
You make an adorable elf, Mr. Stephanopolous
Hey, who invited Nipsey Russell?
So what are you doing to pass the time these days, Ms. Elders?
Stand back – Gores gonna do a cannonball into the eggnog
Ive never seen a wreath made of French fries before
Check it out! A bullet just shattered my punch glass!
See if Jimmy Carter can go negotiate us another keg of brew!
This party sucks – lets go to Newts