Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but arent

I need to whip it out by 5 oclock
Mind if I use your laptop?
Just stick it in my box
If I have to lick one more, Ill gag!
I want it on my desk, NOW!
HMMMMMMM … I think its out of fluid
My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish
Its any entry-level position
When you do think youll be getting off today?

And the #1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isnt …

Its not fair… I do all the work while he just sits there!

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