30
Nov

Top 10 ways to cope with Stress

Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at one time.
Pop some popcorn without the lid on.
Make a to-do list of things youve already done, and cross them off with great ceremony.
When someone says, Have a nice day, tell them you have other plans.
Fill out your IRS forms with Roman numerals.
Tape photos of your enemies on watermelons and drop them from high places.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it.
Stare at people through the tines of your fork and pretend theyre in jail.
Pay your largest utility bill in person, in pennies.
Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa and vice versa, then cancel both of them.

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