10
Jul
- Combination paperweight/stapler for Picards desk.
- The ball in Parisis Squares.
- Hood ornament for shuttlecraft.
- Replace Trois broken Chia Pet.
- Scare blind students in Braille class.
- Prop open doors for maintainence crews.
- Lawn decoration in Arboreteum.
- Footstool for Captains chair.
- Entertaining kids in day care puppet show.
- Scare Alexander into doing chores.
- Send to doctor that killed Crystalline Entity as gag gift.
- Decorative air filter in Picards fish tank.
- Send to Starfleet Android Research Center, so they can get a head in research.
- Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards.
- Two words: tether ball!
- Keep Worfs coffee table from shaking.
- Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet.
- Donate to Starfleet Academy to be Head of the Class.
- Use as nutcracker at Christmas time.
And the number one use for Datas detatchable head …
- Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy.