Top-20 uses for Datas detatchable head

  1. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picards desk.
  2. The ball in Parisis Squares.
  3. Hood ornament for shuttlecraft.
  4. Replace Trois broken Chia Pet.
  5. Scare blind students in Braille class.
  6. Prop open doors for maintainence crews.
  7. Lawn decoration in Arboreteum.
  8. Footstool for Captains chair.
  9. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show.
  10. Scare Alexander into doing chores.
  11. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline Entity as gag gift.
  12. Decorative air filter in Picards fish tank.
  13. Send to Starfleet Android Research Center, so they can get a head in research.
  14. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards.
  15. Two words: tether ball!
  16. Keep Worfs coffee table from shaking.
  17. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet.
  18. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be Head of the Class.
  19. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time.

    And the number one use for Datas detatchable head …

  20. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy.

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