Top-20 uses for datas detatched head

  1. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picards desk
  2. The ball in Parisis Squares
  3. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft
  4. Replace Trois broken Chia Pet
  5. Scare blind students in Braille class
  6. Prop open doors for maintenance crews
  7. Lawn decoration in Arboreteum
  8. Footstool for Captains chair
  9. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show
  10. Scare Alexander into doing chores
  11. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift
  12. Decorative air filter in Picards fish tank
  13. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get ahead in research.
  14. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
  15. Two words: tether ball
  16. Keep Worfs coffee table from shaking
  17. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
  18. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class
  19. Use as nutcracker at Christmastime
  20. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy

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